Tuesday, February 22, 2011

PROTON SAGA

TWO OLD FRIENDS – a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation…
Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo…
Apek: Err… Saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh…. Manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah… Dia punya performance tadak bagut… Manyak cinang semputloh …
Ali: Cehh… Apek, lu apa cerita… Saya suda lama potong. Tada apa problem… Bini saya manyak puas woo…
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh… Lagi sedap main woo.. Lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: Err… Lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: Woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha… Saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma… Lu jangan main2 haa… Mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni… Nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang… Gua tanya baik2… Lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis… Lu tada percaya.. Saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau… Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car… potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya… Apek… Lain kali lu sebut betul2 la…. Kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la….. Proton Saga…….. lah

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